Seemingly sweet to the core and musingly mild mannered, AmeliaVanhoosernstein Ribaldo had a shocking alter ego.
Left to her own devious devices, AVR played and pretended. She plotted and planned. The world would be hers! Bwa-ha-ha-ha! The mad genius could trust no minion to help her accomplish her dastardly deed.
She often found herself closing her eyes and counting to 10, just to keep her terrible temper from flaring at the slightest misstep from one of the many who failed to carry out her orders to her satisfaction. Taking matters into her own tiny yet capable hands, AVR, mistress of disguise, transformed herself into Aunt Myrtle.
Prunes! Get me prunes! I will take over the world with prunes!
AVR, upon realizing that no one could understand her mischievous baby talk plans for prune world domination, burst into tears. Her baby tantrum was devastating, but only the beginning of many incoherent plots to master her universe.Side note: Amelia weighed in at 11 lbs today and is strong in the 1oth percentile of her universe.
7 comments:
Too Cute.
You are so creative! Love it.
the small ones are always the most diabolical (sp?)!
Cute!
Kristin-
What is the name/website of that female photographer you like so much? You posted some of her pictures last year on your blog--I wanted to check them out again--I think I want to purchase some prints for my new space.
nancyred7@gmail.com
:)
Thanks!
lol! Very cute (we have that cute onesy too BTW :o) )
That is so funny! And it makes me want to play with Mr. Potato Head.
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