
Yesterday as the girls got home from school they were already talking excitedly about St. Patricks day: "Do we have enough green?" "Will the leprechauns visit?"
I told them I put leprechaun pesticide around the house, so they wouldn't come inside and do any shenanigans like they do at
this house. It's cute - but I haven't got the energy. I thought it would be fun to fill the girls' shoes with a green treat - but I got distracted when Jon and I decided to watch "The Dark Knight". Cool movie, late night, forgot all about green treats.
I felt really bad when I realized Madelyn had made all these signs to welcome the leprechauns, in hopes they would be able to overcome the fake pesticide around the house. Didn't happen.
I would make a festive green dinner to make up for my St. Patricks Day humbug attitude, but I don't think my family will eat green food.
Split pea soup - awesome for me, no one else will touch it
Green mashed potatoes - they detest mashed potatoes
Green eggs and ham - a little too slimy even for me
Green grapes - they prefer red; it's a mental thing
Green milk - they won't drink it unless it's chocolate; thus negating any green effect
You see my problem.
Epiphany! Green dessert... I'm thinking mint Oreo cookie crust, vanilla ice cream topped with chocolate syrup topped with Cool Whip tinted green.
Are you a leprechaun enthusiast or fellow fumigator?